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H – “Hello?”
W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
H – “Yes.”
W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from
where you are. I just saw a beautiful coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I
buy it?”
H – “What’s the price?”
W – “Only $600.00.”
H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you
like it that much…”
W – “Ah, and I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the
salesman, and he gave me a really good price…and since we need to exchange the
BMW that we bought last year…”
H-“What price did he quote you?”
W – “Only $60,000…”
H – “OK, but for that price I want it with
all the options.”
W – “Great! But before we hang up, something
else…”
H – “What?”
W – “It might look like a lot, but I was
reconciling your bank account and…I stopped by the real estate agent this
morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! Remember?
The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property.”
H – “How much are they asking?”
W – “Only $450,000 – a magnificent price…and
I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”
H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just
bid $420,000. OK?”
W – “OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!!
I love you!!!”
H – “Bye…I love u too…”
The man hangs up and raises his hand while
holding the phone and asks all those present: “Does anyone know who this phone
belongs to?”