NEW THINKING

There is an e-mail making the rounds. It’s an interesting concept, don’t you think? Certainly food for reflection if nothing else.

How about putting elderly seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes. That way elderly people would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheelchairs, etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.      They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they fell or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.         An attendant would check on them every 20 minutes and bring them meals and snacks. And they would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.        They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, pj's and legal aid would be free on request. All would have private, secure rooms and could exercise in an outdoor yard with gardens.             Each senior would have a computer, a TV, radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the attendants would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.         The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay $300 per week with little hope of ever going out.          Think about it. It’s time for new thinking when it comes to the elderly. It is time we spoke up!