You Might be a Boomer if ….

If printed material keeps getting smaller.

If you remember when your mother gave you fifty cents and asked you to go get a loaf of bread at the corner store.

If you remember listening to your music on vinyl LPs.

If your hair stops growing where it used to and starts growing in all sorts of new places.

If you remember when long distance telephone calls were a luxury for most people.

If you remember that a meal in a good restaurant used to cost less than one at a fast-food place now costs.

If you remember when postage stamps cost 25 cents.

If you remember when car windshield wipers had only two settings.

If your grandmother did not wear shorts.

If you remember when kitchens did not have microwaves.

If you suffer from the empty nest syndrome.

If you wonder how your parents got so old.

If some of your childhood friends are dying.

If you understand that you’ve reached maturity.

If you know what AARP stands for.

If you know you no longer have all the answers.